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J&D
A NOTE ON GIFTS
We have our dishes and bedding for two,
Pots and pans and a toaster too!
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Knives and forks and spoons galore,
There isn't much room for anything more!
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​So if for our wedding you'd like to bring a gift,
A check or cash would give us a lift!
Perhaps you could help towards our honeymoon spends,
Or where our home is in need of a mend!
Please don't be offended at this type of request,
As our day will be complete with you as our guest!
IF YOU WISH TO GENEROUSLY GIFT MONEY, YOUR GIFT WOULD GO TOWARDS:
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Updating our home
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Daily Required Coffee Fund
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Couples Massage to help unwind after 2 years of wedding planning
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Emergency Ice Cream Fund
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Sunset Cocktails to toast to our future
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Fancy Dinner where we pretend our taste buds are sophisticated
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Breakfast in Bed aka room service because there’s nothing better than a hotel bed and living our preferred “do not disturb” lives
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Excursion to schedule between beach bum hours
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Beach Chair Rentals when each grain of sand becomes overstimulating
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Sunscreen and Aloe Fund for when we think we’re not phased by the sun
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Tourist Souvenir to save forever as a memento
FOR THOSE WHO PREFER TO WRAP THEIR GIFTS
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